THE INDUSTRY LEADER IN CUTLERY HEADWEAR.
When you need a fashionable everyday carry solution for your knife needs, look no further than the Noggin Knife 9000. Made with proprietary steel and cutting-edge technology, it's the ultimate tool for anyone with knives on the mind.
Features
- ULTRA-Sharp Stainless from Cursible Steels
- Breathable quick-dry mesh material
- Adjustable strap
- Cuts literally anything! (This statement has not been tested or verified by any organization whatsoever.)
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Odd Job would be proud
When I used to watch Goldfinger, the old James Bond flick, I always thought the henchman Odd Job had such a cool hat that he could throw and decapitate stone statues and the like. Seemed like a pretty practical thing in 1978. Anyhow, here we are in 2024 and such a great hat knife is now available for my purchase. Note: I have not tried to decapitate any stone statues with this yet, but it says that it CUTS ANYTHING. If this happens to be untrue, I will be returning it. The restocking fee is going to hurt in this case so here's hoping....
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very nice but needs better warranty
This is a really amazing design. I just feel like for the money I should have at least a little more than just a lifetime warranty. Don’t get me wrong, the price is not bad for what you get and I doubt anything will happen to it in my years but what about when I pass this down to my son. How can I ensure he will be able to wear and defend himself it for the rest of his life . Either way I love it.
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Life Saver
This hat saved my life, I nearly lost a bar fight and remembered that I was wearing a deadly self-defense tool on my head. I appreciate that Jay understands the importance of being a natural-born killer but also wants to look like an average Joe. Thanks for giving me my life back.
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Ridiculously underpriced!!!
This should be priced at least 100 times as high as it is, so grab one while you can!!!
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Henchman
As a henchman I always struggle with casual attire. Now I can finally go to soccer and t-ball games and fit in with the normal folks. Plus when I get called in to work, I don't have to go home and change. My boss gets angry when I take too long. Problem Solved, Thanks Jay!!!
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Noggin Knife 9000
This knife has changed my life. Yeah, $9000 was a lot to spend on a hat that could literally kill, but all the money I’m saving on haircuts should pay off in the long run. Now I just need to figure out a cheap source for bandages… Thanks, KSF for another amazing product!
